We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

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We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

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This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1323. S. 701 certificate number 31961. the town of Bent Neck's. And these shoe deals, de' brow is on garnet.

What's it's up the shudiel?

Young, what is loss with the year?

You spend.

No, yeah, I'm like that.

Uh, do you have any sports loyalties?

Like to teams?

Yeah, or no, to, um, yeah, first to teams.

I'm loyal to the idea of sports. I just want everyone to have a good time out there and maybe to get some good cardio in instead of sitting still looking at their screens. That's what I'm loyal to. Don't want anybody to get hurt. I have a

Jersey that just says, I hope no one gets hurt. I have one that says, don't

yell at me. But what about style? What about sports style? We've talked before that I feel like you should not wear jerseys, sports jerseys if you're not at a game or if you're not five years old. But how do you, you remember the tennis shoe wars of the of the late 80s early 90s? Those were funny because they seem to be built largely on

on technology as much as aesthetics you know these are the sneakers that will have the gel in them that let you jump a little higher.

These ones have the pump that will...

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