We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 683.

G.N.2304.

Certificate number 17567.

Kenowick Man.

It is certainly America's most important skeleton.

It is an exceptionally rare discovery.

It does not happen but once in a lifetime. I truly consider him

an ambassador from an ancient time period. Kenowick man. That's like that's like

if somebody says where did you where did you did you, where did you stop to,

which Costco did you stop to Gassup,

Canada on your way to Nevada?

Kenowick, man.

Kenowick man, Kenowick man.

I thought you were doing Particle man, but then you stayed on the same note.

Kenowick-Man, Kenowick-Man, Kenowick-Man,

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