We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 987.

P.S. 82007.

Certificate number 50227, the Prince Philip Movement.

I would like to discharge a debt of gratitude

to the citizens of Edinburgh,

to your hospitality to myself and to thousands of other servicemen

who managed to get here for a few hours relaxation during the war.

I know we were a dreadful nuisance and frequently misbehaved.

Usually when we say the word movement on this show,

we're talking about potty.

We're plugging one of those toilets that we love.

Yeah.

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I hope that's not what this is about because it is.

It's about Prince Philip's last

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