Church Giggles (with Paul F. Tompkins)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Things discussed: tortoises, sperm whales, elephant seals, octopi, persian cucumbers, regular cucumbers, gerkins, Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap. Things not discussed: why EJ is training his cat, and what techniques he is using to achieve his goals. And who better to discuss and not discuss these things with than professional discusser Paul F. Tompkins (Comedy Bang Bang!, Threedom, Mr. Show)??? Blessed to have him grace the Keeping Records studios with this hyper-specific list of space-bound mementos. Paul's Artifacts: The Sound Tortoises Make (Sound) A Beach Towel Being Laid Out at the Beach (Experience) The Sesame Street Alien Skit (Audio-visual) Church Giggles (Shared Experience) Follow Paul on Twitter and Instagram and buy tickets to his upcoming Varietopia show at the Elysian Theater! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:10.1	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.6	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our plan and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-sha-a-a-a-kmahmahm.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.8	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:02.9	Look, this is me saying, well, well, well, with no mouth movement.
1:06.0	Okay.
1:06.4	Oh, well, oh, okay, I'll try now.
1:10.8	You moved your lips. I probably did too. Yeah, no, honestly, you didn it now. Okay.
1:11.9	I probably did too.
1:12.8	No, honestly, you didn't really.
1:15.0	I watched a TikTok live.
1:16.9	I don't know if anyone who looks at TikTok lives, but I do.
1:19.9	I scroll through them.
1:21.0	I think they're fascinating.
1:21.6	There's weird stuff on there.
1:23.0	The weirdest stuff is there.
1:24.1	That's why I get there.
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