The Tower Of London
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Since William the Conqueror built the the Original white tower around 1100 the tower of London has had may additions and served many different functions. No matter what the tower was being as: palace, prison, zoo there is no question that throughout the centuries it has been and remains a symbol of power and wonder.
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| 0:00.0 | Go for it. |
| 0:01.0 | Frigin what up, dude. |
| 0:03.0 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | That's mine. |
| 0:06.0 | Gonna be called History is Dank. |
| 0:07.0 | Friggin' what up, dude. |
| 0:22.2 | Welcome back to history as dank, dude. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm your host, Strider Wilson, dude. |
| 0:26.4 | We got Aaron going beast mode on the sticks, dude. |
| 0:30.1 | What up, Aaron, dude. |
| 0:31.5 | What up? |
| 0:32.2 | Dude, I'm just freaking chilling right now, dude. |
| 0:36.0 | Dude, I saw a guy jogging. |
| 0:40.9 | In full jogging clothes? |
| 0:43.7 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:44.6 | Like neon, like, you know, underarmor, click, clack, protect this house, like, you know, |
| 0:50.4 | Space Age, what the Rock wears in Fast five in his whole team minus the cargo pants |
| 0:57.5 | like skin tight like like like lance armstrong leggings plus the rock fast five top running |
| 1:04.6 | around and I want to be like man what a virgin what a dork inside my head. |
| 1:13.0 | Then I had to check myself. |
| 1:14.4 | I had to say, you know what, Strider, no. |
| 1:16.5 | You're only saying that because you're jealous, you're not out taking care of you, |
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