Equations: Dank Off
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Strider has selected 5 mathematical equations and than ranks which one is the dankest. Which equation propelled humanity to greater heights astronomically, architecturally, economically or just straight up observationally? Plus we play a little who said it, re-cast it today and finish off with a thank call to Home Depot.
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Sources: praxilabs.com, KaizenExecutive Instagram, borisjulie.com, theguardian.com, brainyquote.com, quotationspage.com, realmofhistory.com, sciencealert.com, ripleys.com, live.stemfellowship.org, britannica.com
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| 0:00.0 | Go for it. |
| 0:03.0 | Frigin what up, dude. |
| 0:04.3 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | That's mine. |
| 0:06.9 | Going to be called History is Night. |
| 0:10.3 | History is dang with Stranger Wilson. |
| 0:17.9 | Dangness from the podcast. |
| 0:40.5 | Friggin what up, dude. Welcome back to history is dank, dude. I'm your host, Strider Wilson, dude. We got Aaron going absolutely beast mode on the sticks. Dude, what up, Aaron, dude. Dude, I'm freaking pumped right now, dude. You know, I'm feeling successful, dude. |
| 0:42.0 | You want to know why? |
| 0:42.9 | Why? |
| 0:47.9 | Because I haven't seen when I'm walking around my neighborhood an unrequested dink. |
| 0:53.0 | When you're walking, you know, a lot of people say, |
| 0:55.5 | hey, how do I define success? |
| 0:56.8 | Do I own a boat? |
| 0:58.9 | Does my wife have big fat, fake jubbies? |
| 1:05.7 | Do, can I do a, can I do a hundred pull-ups? |
| 1:18.0 | Can I, can I tantricly get my hog up when needed on command as I age maybe those are all might be signs of success for me and every street I've lived |
| 1:25.3 | on up until this point I was seeing I was seeing a new dick every day. |
| 1:31.5 | Sometimes a reoccurring dick just from the same dude. |
| 1:34.8 | Just out when I'm walking my dog. |
| 1:38.1 | So if you live in a neighborhood where people are walking, |
| 1:45.0 | if people speedwalk in your neighborhood... where people are walking, |
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