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History Is Dank

"Empire Of Death" Paris Catacombs

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

5.0584 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The former limestone quarry that exists beneath the city of Paris is a creepy yet dank combination of history. These catcoms house fossils from 45 million years ago, the bones of 6 million Parisians going back to the 4th century, occult temples, and French resistance as well as German bunkers from WW2. Strider shares photos from his recent visit with his dank wife.

Makin' Memories Strider's Full 1 hour stand up special! 

Sources: history.com, penguinteen.com, catacombs.paris.fr, parisperfect.com, brainyquote.com, imdb.com, atlasobscura.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Right. Go for it.

0:02.0

Frigan what up, dude.

0:03.3

Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. That's mine.

0:06.0

Gonna be called History is...

0:08.1

Dijkerynizabeth.

0:22.2

Frigan what up, dude. Welcome to another ep of history what up, dude.

0:24.5

Welcome to another ep of history as dank, dude.

0:26.3

I'm your host Strider Wilson.

0:28.4

We got Aaron going beast mode on the sticks.

0:29.4

Dude, what up, Aaron.

0:30.0

What up?

0:33.2

Dude, I'm just posted up right now, dude.

0:38.5

For those of you listening, you might hear that I sound pretty chill right now, dude. Probably pretty chill, dude.

0:40.8

It's because I've been catching a lot of just catching sexual energy from people lately, dude.

0:46.0

I don't know what it is, dude.

0:47.9

Maybe it's because I just go back from Europe.

0:50.1

Some people probably think that I'm super European now.

0:53.2

You can probably tell.

0:54.2

Oh, dude, this guy is pretty sophisticated.

0:56.1

He takes an espresso.

0:58.5

This guy probably likes Cafe Le Petit's Cafes, dude.

1:03.2

This guy probably just posts up on the top deck of a double decker, just chilling.

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