Is this our sexiest petty crime ever?

I think it's worth the two teacup rating she encouraged us, maybe even two and a half.

I agree.

Welcome back to Petty Crime, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Hey Griff, how's it going?

It's going well over here.

How art thou?

I am good.

I have been thinking about something lately.

Uh-oh.

Which I would like to share with you.

Please do.

I was curious if this is something that you've ever thought about.

I have invented and been using this term only in my mind that I'm calling soft volunteering.

And soft volunteering is just when I leave my house with the intention to pick up trash.

Oh.

And then I come home and I tell myself like, I just volunteered for an hour.

I signed up to no one.

I've just been like on the streets.

And I just wanted to run that turn by you and see if you thought it possibly had any legs. I think it has legs. I don't know how long

the legs are. But I think about it for my end too. I like to do one little thing a day, like picking

up a piece of trash off of a public street and, you know, taking care of it

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