Airbnb Boat featuring Ego Nwodim

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwodim on Instagram and listen to her podcast, Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from Quince. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ego, say it with me.
0:01.8	Criminal.
0:02.7	You're going to jail, Grimmig.
0:04.2	That is the craziest, most out-of-pocket shit I have heard from you lately.
0:18.6	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:27.4	Kira, I'm going to shut up for good reason.
0:31.2	Thank God.
0:32.5	Today is a very special day in the Petty Crimes Court because my friend is here.
0:37.3	I'm wearing her t-shirt.
0:39.0	I can't believe it. I was stunned to see. It's Ego Wotum, everybody. She's here. You know her from Saturday
0:47.4	Night Live. You know her from Mr. Throwback on Peacock. She's the host of Thanks, Dad, an amazing podcast that we know you all will love. So just go listen to it.
0:58.3	Please, do. Thank you.
0:59.9	Kara.
1:01.4	Wow.
1:02.1	I go, thank you so much for being here. We have to ask, would you consider yourself a petty person?
1:08.0	I would not consider myself a petty person, though some might consider me a petty person.
1:12.6	Oh, got it. I don't think I'm petty. Do you think I'm petty?
1:17.3	I don't think you're petty, but I do think... Go off. You will hold a grudge.
1:22.0	That's why people think I'm petty. And then as I put it, I'm like, I don't hold a grudge.
1:28.4	I just remember.
1:31.2	And you know I'm diet Christian, so I'm supposed to be all about forgiveness.
1:36.1	Working on it.
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