Airbnb Boat featuring Ego Nwodim
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped.
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| 0:00.0 | Ego, say it with me. |
| 0:01.8 | Criminal. |
| 0:02.7 | You're going to jail, Grimmig. |
| 0:04.2 | That is the craziest, most out-of-pocket shit I have heard from you lately. |
| 0:18.6 | Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:27.4 | Kira, I'm going to shut up for good reason. |
| 0:31.2 | Thank God. |
| 0:32.5 | Today is a very special day in the Petty Crimes Court because my friend is here. |
| 0:37.3 | I'm wearing her t-shirt. |
| 0:39.0 | I can't believe it. I was stunned to see. It's Ego Wotum, everybody. She's here. You know her from Saturday |
| 0:47.4 | Night Live. You know her from Mr. Throwback on Peacock. She's the host of Thanks, Dad, an amazing podcast that we know you all will love. So just go listen to it. |
| 0:58.3 | Please, do. Thank you. |
| 0:59.9 | Kara. |
| 1:01.4 | Wow. |
| 1:02.1 | I go, thank you so much for being here. We have to ask, would you consider yourself a petty person? |
| 1:08.0 | I would not consider myself a petty person, though some might consider me a petty person. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh, got it. I don't think I'm petty. Do you think I'm petty? |
| 1:17.3 | I don't think you're petty, but I do think... Go off. You will hold a grudge. |
| 1:22.0 | That's why people think I'm petty. And then as I put it, I'm like, I don't hold a grudge. |
| 1:28.4 | I just remember. |
| 1:31.2 | And you know I'm diet Christian, so I'm supposed to be all about forgiveness. |
| 1:36.1 | Working on it. |
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