Introducing 30 Morbid Minutes: Death on Airplanes

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but we want to share with you our latest obsession: 30 Morbid Minutes. The show where comedians Elyse Willems and Jessica Vasami journey into the morbid, gruesome, and unexplained. In this episode, in-flight medical emergencies occur about once every 604 flights, with a mortality rate of 0.3% of those incidents. While extremely rare, if someone dies, specification actions must be taken. So what happens when a plane passenger dies during a flight? Or even the pilot? We investigate. Make sure to subscribe to their pod and follow them on all socials @30MorbidMinutes. Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast covers mature, intense, morbid, and sometimes just scary stuff.
0:04.2	Listener discretion is advised.
0:06.3	Sometimes an oxygen mask isn't enough.
0:08.7	Prepare for takeoff in 30 morbid minutes. I was so poetic, Jess.
0:27.0	I almost laughed midway through.
0:30.7	Oh, hi, everyone.
0:35.8	I know.
0:36.5	We're feeling silly today. We're feeling silly today. But welcome to the podcast where we cover
0:42.6	topics of a morbid macab, dark and downright grizzly nature. I'm Elise Willems. And I'm Jessica
0:47.8	Sammy. In Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan, Mr. Spock dies of radiation poisoning. Captain Kirk and the crew takes Spock's
0:55.4	body and put it inside a little pod, then they jettison that pod like a rocket out of the
0:59.9	enterprise, sending it into deep space to eventually land on the Genesis planet, all while a very
1:05.7	tasteful bagpipe rendition of Amazing Grace plays on. Yeah, this is what the Trekkies and the host of this
1:12.6	podcast referred to as a space burial. It is said to be one of the most moving scenes in all of
1:18.9	Star Trek lore. Yeah, I would love to have one someday, but it's called science fiction for a reason,
1:23.8	people. Okay, emphasis on the fiction fiction because people's dead bodies are not just
1:27.6	ejected into space willy-nilly. Maybe they are a few or 55-year-old Vulcan science officer,
1:32.7	which is quite young for a Vulcan, as we all know, they can live upwards of 200 years.
1:36.7	But that is not the case for a real-world passenger who happens to die on a plane
1:41.9	during a commercial airline flight.
1:45.7	Yeah, have you guys ever thought about that?
1:50.5	Because that's what we're talking about today is what happens when somebody dies mid-journey on an airplane.
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