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Good evening, children.

It's Granny McDuff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Music Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, known as Monkeyland, there lived three monkeys.

They were triplets, you see, and it was impossible to tell them apart.

Not only were they identical, but they were all three also called Michael.

The brothers were to go on a voyage in a hot air balloon, but the old monkey, who was the captain,

decided that if they were to assist him, they should each have a different name, so that he could tell them apart.

The first was to be called Michael, the second, Mike, and the third, Mikey.

They untied the ropes and jumped into the basket.

Into the air they went, nice and smooth as the wind carried them up.

So far so good.

Once they were quite a few hundred feet in the air,

the captain lowered the flame and they coasted along.

Then the captain called,

Michael!

And all three ran right up to him and replied, I, sir. I called Michael, said the captain. He looked from one to the other but could not

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