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Good evening, children.

It's Granny MacDuff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. Once upon a time, there lived a perfect gentleman called Andy.

His house was very neat. Everything had a proper use and a proper place.

Among his wardrobe, he had two pairs of shoes, three pairs of pants, a coat, and a proper place. Among his wardrobe he had two pairs of shoes, three pairs of pants,

a coat and a shirt with the most remarkable collar anyone had ever seen.

And now, I'm going to tell you a story about Andy's shirt collar.

When the collar had been worn and passed his prime, he thought of settling down and getting married.

One day, when Andy took him to wash, the collar met a stocking.

This stocking was unlike any stocking he had ever seen.

She was made from the finest silk, and the top had a bit of lovely lace.

I, said the collar, I have never seen anything as nice as you.

Please, I beg you, tell me your name. No, replied the stocking. I will not.

Well, then at least tell me where you live, so I might come visit and sing a song below your window.

The stocking was so modest that she could not bring herself to answer.

For how embarrassing it was that this collar should want to sing to her.

I think you are a lovely sock, a good sock for long walking.

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