The Third Birthday 🥂

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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Funny, Confessions, Kids & Family, Kids, Motherhood, Family, Comedy, Relatable, Parenting, Sophiena

4.8 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

It’s a big one… The Secret Mum Club turns THREE! There’s prosecco before midday, party cakes on the table, and a slightly chaotic trip down memory lane as the girls celebrate three years of oversharing, belly laughs and building the best mum community on the internet.

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0:00.0	Wait, hold on.
0:05.7	I need your attention because we have some huge news.
0:09.7	It's big.
0:11.6	Bigger than my bucket crutch.
0:13.5	And that's big.
0:14.8	Even bigger than Jojo's love for teenage mutant ninja turtles.
0:17.5	Well, you've been asking for it, so we're going to be heading.
0:20.7	Back on the
0:21.8	stage for another Secret Mum Club Live Show. There's going to be plenty of secrets. Perhaps a couple of
0:32.4	party games. And maybe a few surprise guests. So mark your calendars because on the 20th of May,
0:38.6	we'll be live at Bush Hall in London for one girly night only,
0:43.3	so you better buckle up, bitches.
0:45.5	Tickets are on sale right now,
0:47.7	so head to our socials for more info and the link to buy tickets.
0:51.2	We can't wait to see you there.
0:53.0	Now, back to the episode.
0:59.8	Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina and I'm Emma. And welcome to your Thursday's
1:04.5	episode. And it's a special one today because... It's our birthday anniversary.
1:10.2	We're three. We're three. Oh my God. Is it birthday anniversary? I don't know. What do you call it? I don't know. I'd say it's the podcast third birthday, but it's our third anniversary. But I actually feel like it's always more than that. Sorry, my phone charm's just ticketing. Kling, cling, cling, cling. A.S.M of ASMR for you there. It's like Gen Z with your phone charm. I would say it's more like for the children. Oh. Dots loves it. Yeah, she loves it. And she walks around. She's like, hey guys. Sorry, we got carried away then. But no, third birthday. I can't believe it. And look at this cute little set up.
1:44.6	I said it matches my kitchen.
1:46.2	Yeah.
1:47.1	Well, you can take that balloon home on the train. Thank you. So for Rennes birthday. It's not three. No, it's going to be. I was going to say, can I use it anywhere? No, mine are two and four. But that's in the middle for them. We could maybe turn it around and have it as a little M.
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