Never underestimate a badass basic bitch.

I'm Courtney.

I'm done fitting into what everybody else needs me to fit into.

And I'm Brianna.

You are the only one that can make this change.

We're here to bring you the badass basic bitch podcast.

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Buckle up, we're totally unfiltered, about to get very sassy and inviting you into some of our most intimate conversations.

Welcome to the Batty B Club.

I've also seen people who, not me personally, obviously,

but I have been close with people who have terrible relationships with their parents and moms specifically.

And it's interesting because they can do the most unthinkable, unimaginable things.

And at the end of the day, the child is still always like, well, it's my parent. It's hard, you know, but it's just really interesting. It's fascinating.

Welcome back to another episode of badass basic bitch. Today, we're talking about all of the

things your mom never told you. So we're

going to cover a couple things, Courtney. We're going to cover what are things that your mom would

never tell you because they're just like the vows of a mother. And then what are some advice

that your mom would never tell you, but you wish she did?

Oh, okay. Let's get into it. I also want to put a disclaimer. Liz might have actually told me

many of these things because Liz is the goat, but. Yeah, your mom definitely is the goat.

So the mean, cross quote, I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. Oh my God. That, whenever I think of that character, I just think of her heart. The boobs. Poking out. That was a bad comparison. You're like, you're not like that woman. She was very scary. Your mom is like the opposite of that woman. She's an angel human. She's really the best. Okay, let's dive into it. All the things

that your mom, your mom never told you. Well, and as a mom, I resonate with some of these things

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