THE SUPREME COURT SUCKS!

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🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. THE SUPREME COURT SUCKS! Mary Mags and God unite live on twitch.tv/thegodpod armed with the court of public opinion and mind changing facts to walk viewers through the valley of dumb, surrounded on all sides by an out-of-control SCOTUS, institutional racism, internet soundbites, Christofascists, a shirtless Robert F. Kennedy, idiotic arguments, and horns honking at heaven’s garage door! Will they succeed? Will they fear no evil? Tune in to find out! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God帝
0:02.6	So you don't have time to think so things can continually be done to you
0:07.0	Not for you
0:08.6	And so government doesn't have to work for you because you don't have time
0:13.0	So government now works for the corporate overlords
0:15.9	It's beginning to look a lot like 1933 Germany
0:23.2	Let me just take over for that moment and do my best impersonation of
0:27.5	Please do
0:28.0	A very progressive streamer or podcaster
0:31.7	Um, I'm God, I'm the only person you can trust
0:35.2	Uh, the Democrats, uh, the Republican suck, I mean, obviously, I was just late, right?
0:40.3	They said
0:43.4	Pilates
0:44.2	There's a Pilates to White supremacy pipeline
0:46.6	Wait, what? What?
0:47.8	No, I don't know, my no, oh no
0:51.3	You're saying it now and somewhere somewhere in my bones
0:54.4	I always knew this to be true
0:56.2	It's manufacture
1:10.6	Welcome to The God pod
1:12.8	I'm God, thanks so much for joining me on the show once again
1:16.4	We've got a fun show for you today
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