Moms Of Stupidity
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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MOMS OF STUPIDITY!
Jesus and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to save humanity from a Christian web designer, real-time bigotry, voting corporations, and the fascist group Moms of Liberty.
God smites Twitch haters by denying them the right to laughter, Jesus preaches to the masses against Twitter's new rules, and God finally answers the age-old question: Should you buy a waterbed?
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| 0:00.0 | This time on The God Pod. |
| 0:02.0 | I just don't want to look like a big marshmallow. |
| 0:05.0 | Spoken like a true Twitch streamer. |
| 0:08.0 | I need to dye my hair for the stream. |
| 0:10.0 | By the end of this, exactly. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm going to look like I'm 25. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm sorry, God. |
| 0:17.0 | I'm sorry, other straights here, |
| 0:19.0 | but my carpentry business is |
| 0:21.0 | until further notice, no longer |
| 0:23.0 | servicing straight people. |
| 0:26.0 | I will not be doing any woodwork |
| 0:28.0 | for you straights. |
| 0:30.0 | Not only do you have to tell me your gay, |
| 0:32.0 | you have to prove it in front of me. |
| 0:35.0 | Every topic flows back to politics with them. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.0 | Everything. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh, it's such a beautiful day. |
| 0:42.0 | So much for global warming. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.0 | The grass is so green. |
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