Blind Faith and Free Dumb

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Jesus Christ Superstar, government employee Santa, and God battle creepy AI Jesus and the evil blinding video of Trump taking a dump at the Blind Faith and Free Dumb CONvention. The action continues when Jesus goes to a Pride parade, Santa disposes of scientists crashing his workshop, and Elon’s mommy forbids him to cage fight with Zuckerberg. Come for the blessings, stay for the SMITES! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time, on The God Pod, candy's cane, that's cute from Chrissy.
0:05.0	That's cute! That could be like a great, uh, strip club.
0:08.0	Oh, yeah. Alright, you're cane.
0:11.0	That's, okay, that's too far now.
0:13.0	Okay, so I'm sorry.
0:15.0	Santa telling Jesus that he went too far for me is just the best.
0:22.0	Well, you could have saved them, but you didn't.
0:24.0	He's got me there. You know what? You could have saved them, Santa. You couldn't.
0:28.0	You want my fucking sleigh? What with my reindeer sleigh?
0:31.0	You're sleighing the reeds to death.
0:33.0	Santa, you know what? While we're going out each other, you know we're going to really save them?
0:37.0	Who?
0:38.0	Jesus.
0:39.0	What?
0:40.0	This guy fucking walks out of water.
0:44.0	You agree that dad suck?
0:46.0	Yeah, sometimes they're not there for you. Sometimes they leave you hanging.
0:51.0	Sometimes they leave you hanging, huh?
0:53.0	Yeah.
0:54.0	Anything in particular you're referring to?
0:56.0	Oh, no, nothing at all. No, no way.
1:11.0	Welcome to the God pod.
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