Gather around, children, it's time for our Christmas tradition to listen to the

Wrongtown Holiday Special, The Wrong Boys X-Miss experience.

Yay!

Jeremy, Jeffrey, Janice, Xavier, Yano, Willow, Zena.

Why do we always listen to the holiday wrong boys?

Jazz, that is such a great question.

The reason we always listen to the wrong boys holiday special,

wrong for the holidays, colon, the true story of Santa Claus.

Well, first of all, it's a tradition.

But secondly, there is a magical man named the tapeman, and he watches us all year,

and then he decides whether we are good or bad tape-wise, and then if we're good, tape-wise,

he'll give us a tape on tape day. But if he sees that we've been bad tape-wise, he won't give

us a tape. Instead, he'll give us a small thimble full of unrefined oil.

What if this is holding back Christmas progress by not having new tapes every year and

listening to the same tape? Should we overthrow this tapeman and institute a society less

restricted to a single tradition? Tradition, novelty, complex questions. I think the tape has

the answers. Can we just all watch the tape? I mean, Jeremiah, you know, complex questions. I think the tape has the answers.

Can we just all watch the tape?

I mean, Jeremiah, Winnie, they're all here, all 32 of us.

Can we just put in this tape?

I don't know. Can we?

Grammarsly.

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