The Split Screen Decision

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2012

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Raj brings the case against his girlfriend Surita, claiming her high-falutin' taste in movies is getting in the way of their shared enjoyment in entertainment.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:38.7	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:40.6	I'm guest Baylif Mati Belmati from 939 The River, W-R-S-I, and Northampton, Massachusetts,
0:45.5	in for Jesse Thorn.
0:46.8	The case, split screen decision.
0:49.9	Raj brings the case.
0:51.3	He and his girlfriend, Serita, enjoy watching movies and TV together.
0:55.1	Serita is an aspiring filmmaker who often suggests classic or art house films for their
1:00.1	time together.
1:01.4	Raj says her picks might be classic, but that doesn't always mean they're enjoyable.
1:06.8	Who should direct their viewing?
1:08.7	Only one man can decide.
1:10.6	Please rise.
1:11.6	As the honorable judge, John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:15.1	The important thing is that because you are both wrong and because you are both right
1:20.8	and because I want this experiment to last, I sentence you both.
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