Gavelbangers Ball

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2012

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

THIS WEEK: with guest bailiff Monte Bailiff Belmonte and a SECRET expert witness. Caroline brings this case against her boyfriend Will, who's been trying to sell her on his favorite metal bands to no avail.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:03.6	I'm Guest Baylif, Monty Baylif Belmonti, Morning Host at WRSI and North Hampton, Massachusetts
0:08.5	in for Jesse Thorn.
0:09.9	The case, the Gavill Banger's Ball.
0:12.9	Complainant Caroline and her boyfriend Will share many interests, but there's one that's
0:17.4	been a sticking point.
0:18.9	Will says that metal is an important genre to him, musically, and personally, and that
0:24.2	Caroline hasn't given it a fair shake.
0:27.3	And finds the music jarring and distasteful and says she's heard enough to say so.
0:31.8	Who's right and who's wrong?
0:33.8	Only one man can decide.
0:35.7	Please rise as the honorable Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:39.6	Tonight, 16,000 screaming Detroit kids have come in off the streets for a glimpse of Judge
0:47.2	John Hodgman, self-proclaimed King of Devil Rock, whose distinctive heavy metal roar has
0:54.1	made him the bane of music critics and the idol of millions, the world over.
0:59.6	The song is called Send in the Demons, and its clarion power cords signal the bizarre
1:06.4	beginning of the rock and roll conspiracy.
1:10.1	The
1:37.1	Will in Caroline, please rise and raise your right hands, prepare to swear on this
1:42.7	Satanic Bible, and repeat after me. Day of judgment God is calling. On their
1:50.5	knees, the war pigs crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing
2:01.0	spreads his wings. Seen laughing spreads his wings. Oh Lord, yeah. Oh Lord, yeah. Do
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