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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2012

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE: This episode contains some talk that may not be appropriate for children, including discussion of smoking and drug use. Robert brings the case against his friend Bradley, who's given up tobacco cigarettes for e-cigarettes. The electronic cigarettes are technically allowed where "real" smoking isn't -- so where is it "appropriate" to smoke them?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment.
0:03.5	But first we're headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.7	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:15.0	St. Paul, Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.4	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.3	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:37.5	Hi, it's me, Judge John Hodgman.
0:39.3	The court case you're about to hear contains some adult themes, including cigarette smoking,
0:46.8	injection of drugs between the toes, electronic opium pipes, and special relations between
0:55.2	Ginny, Weasley, and Harry Potter.
0:58.0	Honestly, it's not any of it much worse than what I just said out loud.
1:01.7	But if you have kids, you may want to, you may, you know, the court is always a court
1:09.4	for a general audience skewing towards adulthood.
1:12.5	But if you have kids in the back of the car, you may want to skip to another episode.
1:19.1	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
1:21.1	I'm Baelif Jesse Thorn.
1:22.9	This week, a case of cigarette-a-ket, Robert brings the case against his good friend,
1:28.9	Bradley.
1:29.9	Bradley, in an attempt to quit smoking, has substituted electronic cigarettes for the use
1:34.3	of real tobacco-filled cigarettes.
1:36.9	He'll smoke the e-cigarettes whenever they're technically allowed.
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