This is exactly right.

Hello, hello.

What's up, Michelle Bito?

What's up, Jordan, Carlos?

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

We got to do that again. Hey everyone. This is adulting, by the way. Thank you so much for checking in. Listen, I was talking about you the other day. Only good things, of course, because you know me. I'm going to say it to your face. And my friend goes, why do you always say Jordan's last name when you talk about him? I was like, Jordan Carlos? Because it's a fun name. You have a fun name too. You know, Michelle Bito. I think it's really fun to say last names. I think nicknames are really fun. And I'm just like, but there's other Jordans.

And she's like, oh, I'm like, sparks. Like, I couldn't even like. There's other Jordans. And it's such a great name where it's like you could be any gender identity and still have this cool fucking name. And that's dope. Thank you. You know, like the one time I went to Aspen, it was just a bunch of little rich white kids named Taylor.

Oh, yeah. Taylor, Bryce Tate. that's dope. Thank you. You know, like the one time I went to Aspen, it was just a bunch of little

rich white kids named Taylor. Oh yeah. Taylor, Bryce, Tate, uh, musket. You know it. Listen, I know, I know my worth. I know my name. My name is fun because it's like, it's like a Juan Pablo. You know what I'm saying, it's just like,

Jordan Carlos,

you know?

Yes.

The emphasis can be on the

second name.

You know what I'm saying?

Dr.

Carlos.

Yeah.

But like,

if you had a middle name that you used all the time, I think it would ruin it because it would just be giving 90 sitcom actor. Like it'd be too many things for us to like really try and separate you from the past. You know what I mean? Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Is that what you're saying? So many. Like all of them. Yeah. Like do the work. I think if I had my druthers, which I do, I could actually take my mother's last name and do that 90s actor thing because that's Jordan Carlos Nelson. I mean, Jordan Carlos Nelson, come on.

Yeah, that's giving like a day player on Safe by the Bell. It's giving Erkel's best friend for a three-episode arc.

Like, it's giving, I worked a lot, but no one ever knows who I am, but I'm still getting those checks, even though I still work at Trader Joe's.

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