How Do I Tell My Parents I Want to Spend the Holidays Alone? feat. Sydnee Washington

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Sound ALL the air horns!!! Jordan + Michelle are back and LIVE AF at Brooklyn’s Bell House, and this week they welcome to the stage actor / comedian / friend of the pod, Sydnee Washington. Michelle receives a full-on flower shower when she arrives fresh with not one but SEVEN NAACP nominations, Jordan shares hilarious / unsettling moments from a recent trip to Charleston (it was giving "Get Out," but those shrimp and grits tho!), and Sydnee revisits her twenties (literally last week!) to pluck a few gems of wisdom and realness.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.9	What's up, everybody?
0:08.2	Welcome to Adulting.
0:09.3	I'm Michelle Bito.
0:10.1	That's Jordan Carlos.
0:11.0	You know what it is.
0:13.4	Do you?
0:14.1	You will soon.
0:15.2	If you don't. I'm very excited.
0:34.0	What's going on, friend?
0:35.1	Oh, my goodness.
0:35.7	So many things are going on.
0:36.6	But you know what I love?
0:37.3	I love that this
0:38.2	episode is a live show.
0:35.7	Yes. I miss performing with you.
0:37.9	The energy. I miss performing with you. I miss having rosé in the green room before a little rose on green. Like, let's go. You know what I'm saying? And then we have a little crudite.
0:43.7	And I don't know about you, but this is how I take my rosé.
0:47.3	And a lot of people want to judge me and other people want to join the party because it is what the fuck it is. A big old cup. I don't want a little wine cup. I want like a big old cup that you might get like water in. Fill that halfway with ice and then fill rosé up to the brim. Give me a straw.
0:54.8	Like when you're on stage, by the time you, like, get your cup and then put it to your mouth.
0:51.6	I don't want it.
0:54.8	That's taking too many steps. Rose up to the brim. Give me a straw. Like, when you're on stage,
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