This is exactly right.

Oh, hey everyone.

Welcome to adulting.

I'm Michelle Buto.

And I'm Jordan Carlos, and I couldn't be happier than to be exchanging here with my bestie, Michelle.

You look nice in stripes, buddy.

Thank you.

I try. You know what? It's got to be the vertical, nice in stripes, buddy. Thank you. I try.

You know what?

It's got to be the vertical,

not the horizontal,

especially with the tattas.

It's just,

it is what it is.

It's... Okay, you guys, just give me a thing. Okay. Traveling. And now people are starting to, like, know me and want to take pictures

with me, which is very nice. But, like, I always got to a light beat and like something nice on, which I'm not used to.

Right.

And this is by no means like we are not getting money for this advertisement because I'm not even like mentioning like a specific brand.

But I hate ironing so much.

But these steamers have saved my life. And now there's traveling steamers. You know, when you steam your clothes, I always like picture a steamer with like a big wardrobe person and you have to like move in. It's like very big. But now you can just like pack a steamer and I'm just like, I want a lot of steamers. I want them in every room. You just want a lot of steamers? I do. Yeah. And this is like one of my pet peeves with comedians on stage is when they're wearing very wrinkled clothes. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I will steam my clothes. You used to wear wrinkled clothes a lot. Not anymore. Yeah, because I was in a linen phase. All right. So let me ask you this. Like, what? How big of a steamer are you talking about? You mean, like, as big as a dust devil? Ooh, I'm not a size queen when it comes to a steamer. Not at all. You could be small and mighty. You can get the job done just in my hand. You just fit my hand. Got a little girth at the top.

Oh, God.

All right.

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