The Slow Clap

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Get MORE Bad Friends at our Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/c/badfriends Thank you to our Sponsors: Kachava, Avocado Green Mattress, Rocket Money, Shopify, BlueChew & Talkspace • Kachava: Go to https://kachava.com and use code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your first order. • Avocado Green Mattress: Go to https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/BADFRIENDS and check out their mattress and bedding sale! • Rocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/BADFRIENDS • Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/badfriends • BlueChew: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BADFRIENDS. That’s promo code BADFRIENDS. https://bluechew.com • Talkspace: As a listener of this podcast, you’ll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://Talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80. YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/31Jsvr2 Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 The Slow Clap 8:30 Science Experiment & Elements 13:15 Pulp Fiction Under Fire 18:30 Bad Friends Wedding 24:00 The 1 Minute Rule 28:00 Yabba Dabba Doo 31:00 Soft White Underbelly 35:00 Andrew’s Midnight Reels 39:00 No Filters Dating App 46:00 Tumors.com 50:00 Full Metal Jacket 55:30 Midwest vs California 59:00 $5M Nirvana Guitar 1:03:00 Conspiracy Theories 1:08:00 Kicks of Love More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbylee.live More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Fancy SOS VHS: https://www.youtube.com/@7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.com/ Podcast Producer: Andrés Rosende This video contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends #sponsored #ad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, guys, I believe our Patreon is the best in the business. We do, we release things that we cut out of the show.
0:07.2	Yeah, stuff that you can't get on the show, you're going to get on Patreon. And along with the fact that we've always been putting out episodes that are ad-free on Patreon.
0:14.2	We're constantly filming. When we're constantly filming. And also, McCone has put together a bunch of the docu series of us tours and on the road.
0:21.6	We just released London and Dublin, which combined is two hours and 40 minutes of more Bad Friends content.
0:28.0	So for a full month, one full month, you get 70% off.
0:32.4	Yeah, sign up for new members.
0:33.6	The new members, you're going to get 70, 70% off for new signups to the Patreon.
0:39.3	So go to patreon.com slash bad friends and check that out today.
0:44.1	Yep.
0:44.3	You two are bad friends.
0:46.1	Who are these two idiots.
0:47.9	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:50.8	You two are disgusting.
0:52.9	Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Last disgusting. Ooh. You two or something.
0:54.9	We're bad friends.
0:56.0	Last night.
0:58.0	Well, do it.
0:59.6	I fell in love with you last night.
1:03.0	Last night.
1:04.0	You look good today.
1:04.6	Your hair looks good.
1:05.4	You look good.
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