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Bad Friends

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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.714.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, guys, I believe our Patreon is the best in the business. We do, we release things that we cut out of the show. Yeah, stuff that you can't get on the show, you're going to get on Patreon. And along with the fact that we've always been putting out episodes that are ad-free on Patreon. We're constantly filming. When we're constantly filming. And also, McCone has put together a bunch of the docu series of us tours and on the road.

0:21.8

We just released London and Dublin, which combined is two hours and 40 minutes of more

0:26.6

bad friends content.

0:28.0

So for a full month, one full month, you get 70% off.

0:32.4

Yeah, sign up for new members.

0:33.7

The new members, you're going to get 70, 70% off for new signups to the Patreon.

0:39.3

So go to patreon.com slash bad friends and check that out today.

0:44.1

Yep.

0:44.9

Last night.

0:47.8

I fell in love with you last night.

0:51.4

Last night.

0:52.0

You look good today.

0:53.0

Your hair looks good.

0:53.8

You look good. Really. You look smooth. Interesting. Because- Smooth baby Asian boy. Baby Asian boy. So we're at, okay. Go ahead. At the comedy store last night. Yeah, at the comedic store. Dude, already, dude. We were out there selling jokes. Already, dude. Already, dude. I'm just you from last week. Yeah, yeah, dude. We were out there selling jokes.

1:11.7

Already, dude, already, dude.

1:12.9

I'm just you from last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Already, dude, already. I'm you from last week. Yeah, I'm you from three years ago, dude. I doesn't make it. That means nothing. I'm so sorry, dude. What's up? Tell the story. There is no story, dude. What's a story?

1:26.2

I just, I don't know.

1:27.5

What's the story, morning glory?

1:30.3

This.

1:31.1

Nothing, dude. What's the story? What's the story, morning glory?

1:30.1

This. Nothing, dude. What happened last night? You're a little rude. What did I do? I'm at the

1:36.7

comedy store. I'm watching your set. Great set. Terrible set. It was not a good set. I was meandering through poop last night. Sebastian

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