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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	Somebody's back from out of town.
0:02.3	He's tired.
0:03.1	He's sad.
0:03.9	He's down.
0:04.4	He's drinking coffee. Coffee. Bam, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Great. Thanks for coming out to, Lincoln. That show was great. What? Exactly. Oh, thank you for coming out. And you were great. Oh, Sacramento. Lincoln, California. What? What a good show. Exactly. I didn't know what you were saying.
0:20.9	You were like, thanks for thanking.
0:22.6	Lincoln.
0:23.6	Well, because I was trying to think? What a good show. Exactly. I didn't know what you were saying.
0:20.8	You were like, thanks for thanking.
0:22.5	Lincoln.
0:23.7	Well, because I was trying to think it's a sack or Lincoln.
0:25.6	It was.
0:26.4	They said it was something else, didn't they?
0:27.9	Didn't they say it was Lincoln?
0:29.2	Lincoln?
0:29.6	Oh, Lincoln.
0:30.2	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:30.7	Lincoln Logs.
0:31.5	Yeah.
0:32.1	So, thanks check the tape. I know, but I'll tell you why. Why? Because I'm, because I know if I said what I was going to say that was going to start a fight, so I didn't say what I was going to say. Say what you were going to say. I didn't think I had a great set. And now, here we go. That's annoying. So that's why I edited it out.
0:57.7	Okay, well, let's go to. So I didn't say what I was going to say. Say what you were going to say. I didn't think I had a great set.
0:55.7	And now, here we go.
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