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Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 5 July 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Comedy. You need it. It's medicine. Okay. How about this? Stop going to the doctor. Delete WebMD from your search bar, your top favorites. What's that called? Why can I never get that? Bookmarks. Bookmarks. I just am sick and tired of computers trying to pretend their books.
0:19.8	MacBook, it like tricks you into thinking there's something
0:23.4	like brain building about it. And it's not just a fishing lure. It's the opposite of a book.
0:30.5	Whatever it like whatever effect a book has on your brain, it's like literally, it's like how
0:34.3	pharma is meant to sound like farm so you think it's like natural
0:38.9	pat i looked into that that's not that's not accurate at all oh it's a co-winth oh pat's over here
0:46.0	it feels like a coincidence now okay give where where did you look into it pharmaceuticals dot com
0:51.3	i think the word farm came after.
0:55.3	Pharmaceuticals? Pharmaceuticals.
0:57.8	Yeah.
0:58.4	What does pharma mean then?
1:00.2	I mean, I can give you the origins.
1:03.2	Okay, from what?
1:04.4	Trusted sources on the internet.
1:06.2	Let's go, Pat.
1:07.3	Please.
1:08.5	Oh, I'll cancel everything I was going to talk about today to get to the bottom of this. Pat, if you want to get some etymology, let's go.
1:17.0	It originates from the Greek word pharmacon, which initially referred to a drug, poison, or charm.
1:23.6	Hold on. This is even better that like they just admit their poison.
1:29.5	Yeah. I feel like we leveled up this theory that you have.
1:32.2	Okay. Okay. This is one of the very few times that me being wrong has made me more right.
1:40.5	Okay, because the whole point of going like, oh, Farmer, they made it sound like Farm because
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