Good News, Good Apologies, WW3 and Roller Coasters, Emotional and Otherwise | Good For You EP295
Good For You with Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings & Studio71
4.2 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are we a war? Are we not at war? Like, what am I allowed to say on YouTube? The way things go in |
| 0:03.8 | that part of the world, this will probably be cleared up in no time. You know how much men hate |
| 0:07.8 | fighting? You know the trend that I've noticed is that everyone that's getting all trigger |
| 0:11.7 | happy with the big war machines, they all happen to be towards the end of their natural life. |
| 0:18.3 | It's as though they've been repressing this forever and right before |
| 0:22.1 | they know they're going to die, they're like, I got to drop bombs on people. |
| 0:26.8 | When people talk about do we need age limits for judges and age limits and stuff like that, |
| 0:32.7 | usually you think of it in terms of like, well, this person's out of touch or this person |
| 0:35.8 | is it. We don't think about it in terms of like, this person has like nothing to lose in six months to live. |
| 0:41.1 | The biggest mistake that all of these dudes made with nuclear warheads, I believe, is saying |
| 0:47.6 | there's a button. |
| 0:49.1 | You know, like there's a button. |
| 0:50.8 | I now have a son. |
| 0:51.9 | He is a year and a half if I've learned anything. |
| 0:53.6 | It is that men love |
| 0:54.3 | buttons. They love buttons. They need to press the button. If you tell him not to press the button, |
| 0:58.1 | they're going to get to that button. There's something about pressing a button that has to, if I see a |
| 1:03.6 | button and someone's like, don't press that. I'm like, I will never think about that button again. |
| 1:07.0 | They should have called it something totally different. They should have called it the nuclear G spot. Maybe that would keep them away from it. People are like, I can't believe America did this. |
| 1:15.9 | You can't? This is what's different than me and most people that are so average. I believe there |
| 1:20.2 | will always be war. I thought it was weird that there wasn't a war, this whole last... |
| 1:23.5 | Since there's been seven people, there's been more. People think history is over and that it's not |
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