Good News, Good Apologies, WW3 and Roller Coasters, Emotional and Otherwise | Good For You EP295

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Are we a war? Are we not at war? Like, what am I allowed to say on YouTube? The way things go in
0:03.8	that part of the world, this will probably be cleared up in no time. You know how much men hate
0:07.8	fighting? You know the trend that I've noticed is that everyone that's getting all trigger
0:11.7	happy with the big war machines, they all happen to be towards the end of their natural life.
0:18.3	It's as though they've been repressing this forever and right before
0:22.1	they know they're going to die, they're like, I got to drop bombs on people.
0:26.8	When people talk about do we need age limits for judges and age limits and stuff like that,
0:32.7	usually you think of it in terms of like, well, this person's out of touch or this person
0:35.8	is it. We don't think about it in terms of like, this person has like nothing to lose in six months to live.
0:41.1	The biggest mistake that all of these dudes made with nuclear warheads, I believe, is saying
0:47.6	there's a button.
0:49.1	You know, like there's a button.
0:50.8	I now have a son.
0:51.9	He is a year and a half if I've learned anything.
0:53.6	It is that men love
0:54.3	buttons. They love buttons. They need to press the button. If you tell him not to press the button,
0:58.1	they're going to get to that button. There's something about pressing a button that has to, if I see a
1:03.6	button and someone's like, don't press that. I'm like, I will never think about that button again.
1:07.0	They should have called it something totally different. They should have called it the nuclear G spot. Maybe that would keep them away from it. People are like, I can't believe America did this.
1:15.9	You can't? This is what's different than me and most people that are so average. I believe there
1:20.2	will always be war. I thought it was weird that there wasn't a war, this whole last...
1:23.5	Since there's been seven people, there's been more. People think history is over and that it's not
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