The Silence Lets the Darkness In / Week 0 Schedule Game
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🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
- How we found out more employees of Honeybaked Ham listen to the Fullcast than any media executives we've ever worked with or for
- Jason and Spencer watch the new War of the Worlds "movie"
- Time at long last for the return of everybody's favorite segment, "read this week's schedule aloud"
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| 0:00.0 | So we gotta get all of our War of the World stuff out of the way. |
| 0:02.5 | Speed run, go. I didn't watch it. I refused to watch. Not refuse. I just didn't watch it. |
| 0:07.4 | I made a principal stand. I'm not gonna pretend like I'm too good for that. I just didn't watch it. |
| 0:12.5 | You, boy, you missed 89 minutes of non-stop sitting. No one has sat harder than Ice Cube and War of the World. |
| 0:20.8 | Microsoft Teams, the movie. |
| 0:24.2 | That's what every clip appears to be. |
| 0:27.2 | It is awful because it's like being at a shitty job while you're watching a movie. |
| 0:33.4 | So wait, this isn't an action movie? |
| 0:36.3 | Yes. |
| 0:37.5 | Okay. |
| 0:40.3 | So, um... |
| 0:41.5 | Start at the beginning. |
| 0:42.5 | The movie is about Ice Cube watching an action movie happen on his computer. |
| 0:48.2 | He is a character in it, to be clear, and he is administrating much of it. |
| 0:52.2 | Um, he's like the head of the government security, whatever. |
| 0:55.0 | He's the head of national security spying. |
| 0:58.9 | And as there's like the only running joke in the whole thing is like, my job is spying on people's Amazon carts. |
| 1:05.9 | They say this about seven times. |
| 1:08.8 | It's kind of a hacker movie, but there's no hacking. |
| 1:11.5 | It's a lot of Ice Cube playing around in Microsoft teams going through menus and clicking |
| 1:15.8 | on thing that's basically like fixed problem. |
| 1:18.2 | He like sees a problem and he's like, ooh, nice try, bitch. |
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