The Silence Lets the Darkness In / Week 0 Schedule Game

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🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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How we found out more employees of Honeybaked Ham listen to the Fullcast than any media executives we've ever worked with or for
Jason and Spencer watch the new War of the Worlds "movie"
Time at long last for the return of everybody's favorite segment, "read this week's schedule aloud"
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0:00.0	So we gotta get all of our War of the World stuff out of the way.
0:02.5	Speed run, go. I didn't watch it. I refused to watch. Not refuse. I just didn't watch it.
0:07.4	I made a principal stand. I'm not gonna pretend like I'm too good for that. I just didn't watch it.
0:12.5	You, boy, you missed 89 minutes of non-stop sitting. No one has sat harder than Ice Cube and War of the World.
0:20.8	Microsoft Teams, the movie.
0:24.2	That's what every clip appears to be.
0:27.2	It is awful because it's like being at a shitty job while you're watching a movie.
0:33.4	So wait, this isn't an action movie?
0:36.3	Yes.
0:37.5	Okay.
0:40.3	So, um...
0:41.5	Start at the beginning.
0:42.5	The movie is about Ice Cube watching an action movie happen on his computer.
0:48.2	He is a character in it, to be clear, and he is administrating much of it.
0:52.2	Um, he's like the head of the government security, whatever.
0:55.0	He's the head of national security spying.
0:58.9	And as there's like the only running joke in the whole thing is like, my job is spying on people's Amazon carts.
1:05.9	They say this about seven times.
1:08.8	It's kind of a hacker movie, but there's no hacking.
1:11.5	It's a lot of Ice Cube playing around in Microsoft teams going through menus and clicking
1:15.8	on thing that's basically like fixed problem.
1:18.2	He like sees a problem and he's like, ooh, nice try, bitch.
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