Week 1: Butthole Eyes & Hot Marshall
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🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
- A review of Week 0, the college football soft open
- Today we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry Boatass
- Ryan has a (non-lethal! Probably) game
- If you were wondering how After Dark is going to work this season, that information is now available to you
- Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we
- Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"?
- Which player does Surber not trust because he has "butthole eyes"?
- Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
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- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
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| 0:00.0 | You guys think Butch Jones will be invited to Taylor So Sweating. |
| 0:04.7 | Can I tell you that Jason adding this to the show doc, like half an hour before recording, is how I found out? |
| 0:10.9 | Because of Jason's place of employment, does that count as a New York Times push alert? |
| 0:15.1 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:15.7 | I think it does. |
| 0:16.5 | Oh, no, I got an actual New York Times push alert about it. |
| 0:19.9 | Yeah, well, we send multiple. |
| 0:24.2 | Man. |
| 0:25.1 | Yeah, this means Butch Jones is going to be there. |
| 0:27.8 | I think that's official. |
| 0:30.2 | Because the way you build a marriage is brick by brick. |
| 0:32.8 | You take the bride. |
| 0:34.2 | Then you make sure that she encapsulates the groom in a series of brick |
| 0:38.3 | enclosures. It capsulates. Yeah. That's what they're calling it these days. |
| 0:41.6 | And sir, I think that's, I think that's the cask of a Monteado. I don't think that's marriage. |
| 0:46.6 | What is the cask of a marriado, if not a marriage? Isn't it a story about trust? |
| 0:50.8 | They got wine. They're hanging out together for a long time. Marriage of numbers and masonry. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | Today I'm exploring the intersection of your body and this pile of stones. |
| 1:04.0 | Love that. |
| 1:06.0 | Love a story about a guy who's so annoyed. |
| 1:08.0 | He basically entombed someone. |
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