Week 1: Butthole Eyes & Hot Marshall

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🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

A review of Week 0, the college football soft open
Today we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry Boatass
Ryan has a (non-lethal! Probably) game
If you were wondering how After Dark is going to work this season, that information is now available to you
Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we
Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"?
Which player does Surber not trust because he has "butthole eyes"?
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0:00.0	You guys think Butch Jones will be invited to Taylor So Sweating.
0:04.7	Can I tell you that Jason adding this to the show doc, like half an hour before recording, is how I found out?
0:10.9	Because of Jason's place of employment, does that count as a New York Times push alert?
0:15.1	Oh, shit.
0:15.7	I think it does.
0:16.5	Oh, no, I got an actual New York Times push alert about it.
0:19.9	Yeah, well, we send multiple.
0:24.2	Man.
0:25.1	Yeah, this means Butch Jones is going to be there.
0:27.8	I think that's official.
0:30.2	Because the way you build a marriage is brick by brick.
0:32.8	You take the bride.
0:34.2	Then you make sure that she encapsulates the groom in a series of brick
0:38.3	enclosures. It capsulates. Yeah. That's what they're calling it these days.
0:41.6	And sir, I think that's, I think that's the cask of a Monteado. I don't think that's marriage.
0:46.6	What is the cask of a marriado, if not a marriage? Isn't it a story about trust?
0:50.8	They got wine. They're hanging out together for a long time. Marriage of numbers and masonry.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Today I'm exploring the intersection of your body and this pile of stones.
1:04.0	Love that.
1:06.0	Love a story about a guy who's so annoyed.
1:08.0	He basically entombed someone.
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