CHARITY BOWL BONUS EPISODE: To The Victors Go Godfrey's Swords

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🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

You might have heard, but Michigan won the Charity Bowl again this spring. In celebration of that fine victory and the extension of Michigan's historic Charity Bowl winning streak, the EDSBS Extended Universe delivered three prizes for the enjoyment of our wealthy and generous donors. Two of these rewards were live events, held in Ann Arbor in June and in Atlanta in July. Here is the third and final token of our boundless appreciation for the Charity Bowl community and this year's record-shattering fundraising haul: One hourlong bonus episode in which notorious Michigan foil Steven Godfrey has to say nice things about the Wolverines.
To make matters worse, he's actually sincere. It's weird for us too, but here we are!
Also appearing in this episode is actual UM degree-holder, erudite ball-knower and dear friend Jane Coaston, who joins Ryan, Spencer, and Holly to drag Godfrey through the cleansing waters of Lake Michigan.
Together, we celebrate the madness of the 2024 college football season and welcome Wolverines home to their true spiritual stomping grounds: The SEC.
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

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0:00.0	One time in college, I got really, really high and took a bet that I couldn't play Keith Brooking at quarterback in Madden. And that was basically what they did last year in one game, one real games, one big 10 football games that way. So yeah. Big meaty men slap with meat. Damn right. Fuck your pass attempts. Welcome to a wholesome edition of the shutdown full cast.
0:57.0	Oh, no, no, no, no. You have to do it as James Earl Jones.
1:00.0	Do it?
1:02.0	Does this count as speaking ill of the dead?
1:05.0	I don't think so.
1:07.0	I'm unclear though.
1:08.0	I know, but you're going to make me, listen, you're going to make me,
1:11.1	you're going to make my voice bottom out on the speed bump.
1:13.0	It's not, it doesn't go that low.
1:15.0	It doesn't.
1:15.5	But I will tell you that this edition of the forecast is full of Midwestern values,
1:21.9	wholesome Midwestern,
1:22.7	brought to you by that cereal that was designed to make you masturbate less.
1:26.2	An institution rising in the Northwest.
1:29.0	The frontier conquered in the name of enlightenment, virtue, and wisdom.
1:33.9	That's right.
1:35.2	This is the payoff for the University of Michigan winning the 2025 charity charity bowl.
1:43.3	That is right.
1:44.5	And what we do to pay that off,
1:46.3	what we do to honor that debt,
1:49.4	among other things is...
1:51.6	Make somebody else do it.
	...

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