The Shish Kebab Express

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Tickets for the next live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com.

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:04.0	Hey, it's me, the world's hottest living dungeon master Branson Reese,
0:10.0	letting you know we've got a live show coming up on Halloween.
0:14.0	That's right it's called Fride of the Living Dread and you can watch it from the comfort and
0:19.4	safety of your own computer on October 31st at 3 p.m. New York City time.
0:26.1	All you have to do is go to rudetails of magic.com and grab your ticket.
0:30.8	Only five dollars. What are we f Fugazi? Nope, we're, we're younger. All right, see on
0:37.0	Halloween. Enjoy the show.
0:40.0	Ah, there you are traveler.
0:46.0	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire,
0:52.0	and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:57.0	Rood tales of Magic.
1:07.0	Previously on rude tales of Magic,
1:10.0	our heroes busted ass out of Fort Casual with Count Ivan Gretzky in tow.
1:15.0	It's been a few hours since their daring escape, and the adrenaline has finally subsided.
1:20.0	Now in the wee small hours of the morning, the gang rests their weary heads in the stolen carriage, pulled by the enormous scorpion steeds.
1:29.0	This carriage, while not the same make and model as the witch hunters, is close enough in design,
1:35.2	that I won't waste my precious, an award-nominated breath describing it, beyond saying that the
1:40.8	faint lingering scent of tobacco soaks the interior.
1:45.0	Out front in the driver's seats, Albee and Count Ivan look out at the night sky.
1:50.0	Albee, having never left the tree canopy and mild light pollution of the teenage woods, has never seen the night sky like this.
1:57.0	Thousands of stars and over a dozen currently nameless moons light up the sky.
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