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🗓️ 13 October 2020
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
0:04.0 | Ah, there you are a traveler. |
0:10.0 | Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler. |
0:12.7 | Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately |
0:22.2 | seek. |
0:24.0 | Rood Tales of Magic. |
0:27.0 | Previously on rude tales of magic, abducted, snatched in the night. Kidnapped fair and square, |
0:41.0 | gang, I don't know how else to say it other than you have been officially |
0:44.0 | got by a group of hooded, chanting figures who have hog-tied all of you, as well as little |
0:50.0 | rain anatomies, and are taking you now through town. Although many of the faces are |
0:55.2 | obscured, the voices seem, well they seem almost familiar. It's as if these hooded |
1:00.8 | zealots aren't strangers at all, but are instead members of the very community |
1:04.9 | you've spent these past 30 days a part of. But no, it couldn't be. It's too horrible to consider. |
1:12.1 | And yet, as you hear one of the voices chant, |
1:15.0 | Hey, you think that's bad, whoa! |
1:17.0 | The feeling becomes harder and harder to shake. Help! |
1:27.0 | Somebody in town, help us! |
1:31.0 | As you call El, you notice that like doors and windows seem intentionally close to you. |
1:39.6 | In fact, you see two, like, what are they? storm windows you see a a figure in the dark |
1:46.6 | grab them quickly and close the windows. |
1:48.6 | Please open your doors please it's us your best friends in the world we shook up this town and made it the different |
1:55.2 | place we should have this town made the place everyone would have a good time and |
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