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Go to Granny Macduff-E-N-T-com for more information. Good evening, children.

It's Granny MacDuff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Thank you. Once upon a time, there was a darning needle who thought herself so fine she believed she was really a sewing needle.

Be careful. Hold me tightly. She would warn the fingers that picked her up.

Make sure you're not to drop me for if you too, I fear you'll never find me again. That's how fine I am. That's what you think.

The fingers replied before squeezing the needle on the waist. And you see, I have a train,

said the darling needle, for she drew a long thread behind her with no knot

at the end.

The fingers aimed the Darnie Needle at the Cook's slippers.

The leather had come apart at the seam and had to be sewn back together.

Stop it at once, cried the needle.

I'll never make it through.

Look out!

I'm breaking! And she did break, right in two.

I told you so, she said. I'm much too delicate.

She's no use now, thought the fingers.

But they held on to her all the same.

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