The Shears Club

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear the docket! They talk about electric vehicle obsession, using scissors to cut food, roads without sidewalks, betting against your preferred candidates, and grocery lists. Plus an update from Britton and Jackson from Episode 402: Double Histameanor!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week to clear the docket. And with me, as always, is the
0:12.4	Judgesist with the mostest
0:16.9	Judge John Hodgman the judges with the mudgist. Yeah, you know, either way. We could have gone judge-host with the
0:24.2	judge. The judge with the most
0:27.8	The judge John judgment is the most common
0:32.5	mispronunciation of the
0:34.5	admittedly hard to pronounce show title
0:36.6	With us as Judge judgment my friend Houseman judge John Hodgman
0:42.4	Hello, my friend Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're as usual
0:47.1	Talking to each other through the miracle technology
0:50.1	very socially distanced across an entire continent you are in Los Angeles this time I am in the state of Maine
1:00.8	Broadcasting to you
1:02.8	from the the the sanitized studios of W. E. R. U in
1:07.7	Orland, Maine. That's 88 9.9 in Blueville 99.9 in Bangor and all over the world at W. E. R. U.
1:13.4	dot org across the glass from me is our friend summertime producer Joel Mann
1:18.8	Hey, Judge. Yep, Joel
1:20.8	Okay, easy Joel. Don't talk, you know catch your breath for a second. Don't bring out your signature catchphrase. Yep already
1:30.8	Got to save it for a key time
1:34.8	Joel Joel, are you this you're the you're the program director here program and operations program
1:40.6	Vian Ops. Yeah, yeah, right
1:43.7	And that's what we call him pops that's what we call him pops
1:48.7	But I'm gonna tell you Jesse. I'm like we just slated
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