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Judge John Hodgman

Animal Crossing Examination

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Kelly brings the case against her wife, Maureen. They both play the video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Kelly says that Maureen is adept at earning bells, which is the game’s currency. Kelly would like Maureen to share her profits, but Maureen is opposed. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:04.7

I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn with me as always Judge John Hodgman.

0:08.9

Before we get into the courtroom for this week's case, it's Max Fund Drive, the final

0:13.4

week of the Max Fund Drive.

0:15.2

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0:31.9

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And it's been a really tough year for all of us and for those of you who are in a position

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to join us.

0:43.4

Right now we'd be very grateful if you did.

0:46.2

Yeah, I echo Obeylif, my bailiff and friend Jesse Thorn's message of thanks to those

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of you just for listening, giving us the gift of allowing us to keep you company during

0:58.4

some very hard and confusing and uncertain times that are continuing.

1:05.0

Max Fund Drive is about driving some funds to Max Fund.

1:11.1

But it's also the time of year that's about us getting a chance to reconnect with you,

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the listeners, share special bonus content with you, remind you and remind us why Max Fund

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is so special because it is made possible directly by your support during Max Fund Drive

1:30.9

and throughout the year.

1:31.9

And for that I say thank you.

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