Neverlandmark Case

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jessie files suit against her husband, Ryan. During a past relationship, Ryan’s ex-girlfriend made him a Peter Pan themed painting and he still has it. Jessie wants to get rid of the painting, but Ryan can’t bring himself to do it. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.8	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorne.
0:06.3	This week, Never Landmark Case.
0:10.3	Jesse filed suit against her husband Ryan.
0:13.3	During a past relationship, Ryan's ex-girlfriend made him a Peter Pan-themed painting, and he
0:18.7	still hasn't.
0:20.1	Jesse wants to get rid of the painting, but Ryan can't bring himself to do it.
0:24.2	Who's right?
0:25.2	Who's wrong?
0:26.2	Only one can decide.
0:27.2	As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:33.8	We all know Peter Pan.
0:35.5	Peter Pan is a story of a young woman who gets ensnared in a relationship with an adulterous
0:40.0	narcissist, a guy who literally commands his partner to be his mother.
0:44.9	But it's okay, because the young woman thinks her love can fix him.
0:48.7	But the narcissist cannot be fixed.
0:51.0	Any eventually leaves Wendy for a younger woman who happens to be Wendy's own daughter.
0:57.1	We love Jesse Thorne, swear them in.
0:59.3	Jesse Ryan, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:02.1	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you
1:05.6	God or whatever?
1:06.6	I do.
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