The Shakespeare Authorship Question with Jeff Zuschlag
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2016
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Do you enjoy hearing hardcore theatre nerds geek out over Shakespeare? Well then you're gonna go gaga for this ep! The very funny and shockingly smart comedian Jeff Zuschlag came on the podcast to cover on of the nearest and dearest subjects to our hearts: SHAKESPEAH! Namely, the theory that Shakespeare didn't actually write the plays that are attributed to him. We discuss the Bard, his buddies, horny theatre teens, zines, dead languages, and the eternal mystery surrounding the true source of genius. It's pretty fun!
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| 0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
| 0:22.2 | crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead. |
| 0:29.7 | Let's get to the show. God's TV. What would God watch? I assume Survivor. Oh God you think? It's so popular. Like, he created us in his image. |
| 1:04.0 | What if God is just like the exact middle of humanity? |
| 1:08.0 | He's the basic human. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, like, anyone who's the remotely interesting is an aberration. |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah yeah yeah yeah. |
| 1:14.8 | I want you to drink a regular original Coke and watch The Simpsons and like... |
| 1:20.4 | Yeah and two and a half men and yeah, well maybe not two and half men. |
| 1:25.0 | Two and a half men up to a point. |
| 1:26.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the first season or two. |
| 1:29.0 | When Charlie Sheen off the road, even God turned his back on the train machine. |
| 1:32.0 | I can't, I can't watch the show anymore. |
| 1:34.6 | He can forgive anyone on the entire planet except for Charlie Shane. |
| 1:37.4 | It used to be about the steadfastness of family values, |
| 1:41.5 | even in non-traditional home setups and now I can't believe I have no I've never seen an episode of two and a half men I just assume from the description how popular it is you were selling it like you were a oter I wrote my thesis on two and a half men. It was called |
| 1:57.5 | two men and a half. A study in human interactions. Exactly a study of family interactions in a male-dominated household. |
| 2:05.0 | Wow, God, that seems bad a male-dominant. |
| 2:08.0 | No, there's plenty of households with two dads. |
| 2:11.0 | Why would I say that? |
| 2:12.0 | I'm garbage. |
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