Animal Uprising with Ele Woods

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2016

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Something is happening in the ocean. Strange deaths, unexplained disappearances, mean rude stingrays. But what if these odd coincidences are in fact... AN ANIMAL CONSPIRACY. Our guest Ele Woods - a smart and hilarious comedian and also excellent dancer and costume-maker - makes the argument that the many odd animal-related deaths around the world are actually part of a global inter-species conspiracy to kill all humans. Also our voices sound very similar, so if you can't tell who is who know that Ele is the funny one and Katelyn is the one that keeps cackling loudly. This theory is a lil spooky!

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. I want to hear some
0:44.0	to hear some noise.
0:45.0	I'm talking.
0:47.0	I need to joke up on the way to give me a little more.
0:51.0	Here, I want to hear some mouth noises.
0:55.0	Oh, you got it.
0:55.8	My favorite critique that I've ever heard of myself
0:58.3	is too many mouth noises.
1:00.3	Well, you do have to be careful about, like, humans do have to be careful about like, humans do have to be careful about their like, what is the word errant mouth noises?
1:10.0	Yeah, yeah, or just like heavy breathing like size.
1:14.0	Oh, gross.
1:15.0	Could you hear that?
1:17.0	Oh, yeah, yeah,
1:19.0	Hi everybody.
1:21.0	Our ghost is a little gremlin.
1:23.6	All sorts of the ghost instead of guests.
1:25.1	I agree.
1:26.1	This is a good Halloween up.
1:28.2	Oh, I love Halloween.
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