"The Sex Party Expert" with Jordan Firstman

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Firstman joins us in the studio this week as our Sex Party Expert! Jordan explains dark rooms to us, what exactly goes on in the piss rooms, and he reveals how he got his first hand-job at a sleepover growing up. Plus, Sydnee tells us how exactly she got scammed at a mall kiosk. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	Okay, we're in here.
0:05.0	We're in the studes.
0:06.0	Hello everybody.
0:07.0	Hi friend.
0:08.0	Oh my God, I am already excited to be here because one, I'm drinking drinking bang which I wasn't going to do
0:14.6	an ad for but our guests brought it and I was like let me just pop the top and
0:19.4	now I already feel like I've been doing like lines all morning.
0:23.3	Apparently it's an energy drink it's called bang so you know it's it got all types of
0:27.5	crazy things in it I don't know why Sydney mentioned it up top is apparently it's not
0:31.4	that good it's not but you know bang if you want us to do
0:33.9	ads I got you boo we already said it's trash hey but you know what a lot of people
0:38.7	date trash so it's not like it's a bad thing. A lot of people date trash.
0:43.0	Mm-hmm. Wow, drink trash. My body is a what temple,
0:46.0	got it.
0:47.0	Thanks.
0:48.0	Hey friend, oh my god, how are you doing? You look like you're glowing.
0:51.0	Oh, I did a mask yesterday.
0:53.0	You know, I've had quite a weekend.
0:55.0	Yes, you have.
0:56.0	I'm not gonna get into it here.
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