Sucking Dick & Sippin' Tequila

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Marie, Sydnee, and Andrew all talk about having difficult conversations this week. They plan for the future, keeping in mind that we all have the same amount of hours in a day as... Tyler Perry. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	Hi, happy New Year.
0:05.0	I mean, it is the new year.
0:08.0	We made it.
0:09.0	2020.
0:10.0	No sudden deaths.
0:12.0	Everything is pretty good.
0:13.0	Knock what's this? I feel like I could drop dead today.
0:17.0	Ah, we all could.
0:18.0	I was standing underneath my chandelier.
0:20.0	And I was putting my hoodie on and I my hand hit it and it started to like shake a little bit and I was like oh my god is this how I die a
0:31.5	Pier 1 imports light fixture crushes my body.
0:35.0	Or, or this is how you jumpstart getting rich because you sue them, get money.
0:42.0	Fuck bitches. Because you sue them, get money.
0:42.8	Fck bitches.
0:44.0	Well, I have renters insurance now, so I think they would just pay my medical bills
0:48.5	and I would still have the same amount of money in the bank.
0:50.7	You can't sue them?
0:52.1	If my light falls down? Yeah. Actually, I don't know how suing. the it like I don't know knocks your eye out.
1:03.0	But I but Sydney I would rather have my eye and the money that I already have.
1:07.8	You can get a whole new eye.
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