The Sewer Turds Are Coming For You Next

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim’s Episode of Intervention 0:22.991 The First Calls Into Our Voicemail Line EVER 4:22.303 Prophet Blames Trump Arrested On Medusa In Song 8:36.612 I Want To Be Neenja – Now A Major Motion Picture 13:43.732 Turtle Sex Sounds / Erotic S&M Christmas Tree Cosplay 19:41.654 Leaving A Voicemail And Speaking In Tongues 27:25.817 Tongue-Core Music 30:49.601 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 33:29.691 Asshole Youtuber Fucked And Found Out 35:00.038 A Shocking New Report […]

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0:00.0	Breaks, it's Wednesday, April 5th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:04.9	The sewer turds are coming for Trump, plus I want to be Ninja, is now a nature motion
0:10.6	picture.
0:11.6	If you want a guy to be honest about his dick size, you have to pay him, and is it too
0:15.5	much to ask for a Christmas tree that doesn't have a hard on?
0:18.9	Find out today!
0:30.0	We put up with the whole situation with Tim, the crank usage, to basically preserve
0:40.8	his life.
0:41.8	So, yes, I've all, what do I have, I have a thigh cam, a emergency, some regular cold
0:52.4	medicine, and then I'm also a chloroceptic for my sore throat.
0:58.3	Tim's been paid a lot of money to do what Tim does, and the level of professionalism
1:03.7	just isn't there.
1:04.7	Let's get into the shit right now, fuck.
1:14.0	The news is what we're trying to get into right now, I'm a fucktard.
1:19.4	We're at a very critical juncture with Tim, because of the escalation of the usage.
1:27.3	I love the smell of, like, rubbing alcohol, right, or VCR, head cleaner, or even gasoline,
1:48.8	not so much gasoline, but gasoline is pretty good.
1:51.2	Everybody is with Tim at all times, we're trying to watch him constantly around the
1:55.3	plant, one of us, so that he doesn't get into drugs or anything.
1:59.9	I'm into peyote, you know, weed, acid, cocaine, opium, just like that.
2:10.3	Tim's childhood was a very different childhood.
2:20.1	These parents were gone in the evenings, they were gone from 8 until 4 in the morning,
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