Playing Matchmaker For Satan

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: I’ve got a fun Best-Of show for your Thursday. Want new DV? Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode later today! Sign up for the Sideshow so you dont miss a thing. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, Tim back here introducing the Thursday Best of Show.
0:05.1	Side Show members will be getting a new episode later today if you would like to hear
0:09.8	it and you're not yet a member.
0:11.1	Go to superfreakside Show.com, sign up right now, memberships.
0:14.3	Very inexpensive.
0:15.3	Of course, you can also sign up over there in the Spotify app or app podcast app.
0:19.8	Today's Best of Show is from June of 2017 and features a call into the manhole.
0:27.8	It's the phone service where men can connect with men and get down and dirty and raunchy.
0:34.1	Now, on this particular episode, I was not calling for myself.
0:38.6	I don't remember this episode at all, but apparently I helped my buddy Satan try to get
0:44.8	laid.
0:45.8	Also, of course, the manhole is home to a lot of creepy collars.
0:50.9	I think my favorite part of this Best of Episode is having sponsors each time a pedophile
0:57.6	calls into the manhole, kinda like, you know, in the NFL, when various moments are sponsored
1:03.8	by different companies like this touchdown brought to you by Coors Light.
1:07.6	This first down brought to you by State Farm Insurance.
1:11.2	Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
1:13.8	We do the same thing, but for pedophile phone callers, you'll see what I mean.
1:18.3	Enjoy this Best of Show and if you're side show members, I will see you back here later
1:21.7	today.
1:24.9	Distorted View Daily
1:26.6	Proudly presents a German man who wants you to suck on his breasts.
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