The Chatbot That Wants You To Kill Yourself

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 My DNA Ancestry Results 2:55.707 Murder Porn Christian Tik Tokker Is Back! 13:16.112 Crazy Religious Folks 17:43.375 Shirtless Man Kicked Off Plane 21:00.097 Top G Autistic Alpha Student Puts Teacher In Place 25:04.641 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:46.040 Drew Carey Used AI To Voice His Show 29:08.251 Chatbot Suggested Suicide 33:22.063 Saved By The Vat Of Chocolate 37:53.822 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:48.556 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: […]

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0:00.0	Frank's Aunt's Monday, April 3rd, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:04.9	Am I black enough for reparations?
0:06.9	Am I whiter than mead skeleton?
0:08.9	I take a DNA test to get these answers and more.
0:12.1	Plus, our favorite murder porn watching Christian TikTok are his back and chat bots that
0:18.2	want you to kill yourself.
0:30.0	Cause a little company like you did before.
0:35.0	You know you're a freak when you can sit and eat all plate of chicken nuggets without
0:41.3	vomiting or laughter you're crying little babies dying.
0:45.9	Think all old people should be the nice, but how does it feel to be in love with
0:51.9	you?
0:55.9	Yeah, how does it feel to have a day story if you if you're fucking fantastic, man?
1:03.9	Like only your pro lives I've come can owe a big bowl of chicken nuggets or goddamn
1:12.4	tree up your body.
1:14.4	It tastes just like fresh pork.
1:18.4	I'm making clothes smarter.
1:22.4	Shaking babies to the brains are a bunch of more.
1:30.4	Yeah, look my balls bounce.
1:33.4	Dead babies, dead babies.
1:36.4	Fucking bouncing balls.
1:39.4	Better be checking your cat.
1:41.4	Come on, man.
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