The Secret WHAT Club??

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Audio Always

Relatable, Motherhood, Comedy, Kids, Kids & Family, Parenting, Confessions, Funny, Family, Sophiena

4.8 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

A little listener has accidentally renamed the podcast and created a whole new type of “club” entirely. One mum gets in touch about her dad’s unconventional bedtime routine, which included a “naughty child boat”, and Soph receives a lovely message about Dottie asking to change schools.

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0:00.0	Hello, this is a secret mum club.
0:05.7	I'm Safina.
0:06.5	And I'm Emma.
0:07.0	And welcome to your Thursday's episode.
0:08.6	Where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week.
0:11.5	Squeeze all your bits, honey.
0:13.5	All of your comments, sorts, questions and fun stories.
0:16.0	Keep you going through the weekend.
0:17.3	Shall we jump on in?
0:22.9	It's time for another.
0:25.4	Corresponders' Corner!
0:27.3	Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:36.7	Did you watch last one laughing where they had to do that?
0:38.8	Yes.
0:39.1	It was a fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.
0:41.1	Last One Laughing is the funniest shit I've ever fucking watched in my whole entire life.
0:45.5	It is hands down the best fucking television.
0:48.3	I can't get enough of it.
0:49.6	It's brilliant.
0:50.3	Diane Morgan doing that.
0:52.1	She, I was, I thought she was going to win it.
0:54.4	I really thought she was going to win.
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