Soph's a DIY Queen!
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
Audio Always
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Soph’s had a week of DIY chaos while Chrissy’s been stuck in bed ill, and Emma’s family scooter day nearly ends in disaster when a brand new scooter rolls straight into a duck pond… The mums also chat about awkward school gate friendships, strangers commenting on children’s appearances, and whether you ever truly know when you’re done having babies.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is the Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina and I'm Emma. And welcome to your Thursday's |
| 0:09.2 | episode. And this is a podcast. This podcast is a safe space for mums everywhere. A safe space to |
| 0:16.9 | share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do, and as we know, sharing is caring. |
| 0:21.5 | You don't even have to tell us who you are. And keep that to yourself, you can be anonymous. And all these secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in the secret mom club. We're going to have to, because we have to hold our iPads now. We're going to have to do it like a joint high five. Oh God, can barely each other. |
| 0:38.5 | Also, you don't want to show your sweaty pits |
| 0:40.0 | and I don't want to show my hairy pits. now. We're going to have to do a like a joint high five. Oh God, can barely reach. Also, |
| 0:38.8 | you don't want to show your sweaty pits and I don't want to show my hairy pits. I don't know mine sweat. No, I don't think you've got sweat patches actually. But that grey marl pattern is a nightmare for sweat patches, isn't it? I think I should be my drojuring too close to my top. But yes, It is, it's when I get the boob sweat. |
| 0:53.8 | Yes. |
| 0:54.2 | The underbache. |
| 0:55.7 | Oh, do you know what? |
| 0:57.0 | Also, this colour was absolutely. To my top. But yes, it is, it's when I get the boob sweats. Yes. |
| 0:54.2 | The underbell. Trayvage. Oh, do you know what? Also, this colour was absolutely horrific when I was breastfeeding. Oh, for the leaks. When you got them leaky boobies, just been walking around with just two patches. Yeah. Yes. Oh, there you go. All right. Just in case you're a new mum. |
| 1:12.1 | Don't bother colour if you're breastfeeding because it will show everything. Or do. Just wear it proud. Or do. Yeah. Wear the leaky boobies proud, honies. I'm scared to ask how you're weeks been. Fucked. Fucked. Are you okay? No. It's just been a fucking lot. |
| 1:28.5 | Chrissy's been sick. |
| 1:29.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.1 | Like so sick. |
| 1:31.5 | I think there is. I don't even know what day of the week it is today. Wednesday. Welcome. I am so all over the place. But I took the opportunity as Chris is bed bound to decorate the front of my house. |
| 1:46.3 | I love, do you know what? |
| 1:47.3 | I'm like everyone's sick, batting down the hatches. |
| 1:49.5 | I'm going to do even less than usual. |
| 1:51.1 | Like I don't achieve anything. |
| 1:52.0 | I left that sick fucker inside and I went out. |
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