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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Lizzy Cooperman and Scotty Landes join us to discuss Lizzy's Thirty Days of Hell, the panty bar at Victoria's Secret, Bananasfest, whether a concert is a good first date, our experience at Motion City Soundtrack, Monica Lewinsky, Golden Globe podcast nominations and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:09.6 | Tonight, Allison welcomes her guests. |
| 0:11.7 | He's a producer and writer of such films as Ma and The Machine. |
| 0:15.7 | It's Scotty Landis. |
| 0:17.7 | And she's a comedian, writer, actress, who will even give you a tarot reading if you dare. It's Lizzie Cooperman. Yes. And she's a comedian, writer, actress who will even give you a tarot reading if you dare. |
| 0:23.3 | It's Lizzie Cooperman. |
| 0:24.3 | Yes. |
| 0:25.3 | Pete the retailer is here to react to a snub by the Golden Gloves of his podcast to Star Wars |
| 0:31.4 | Minute in protest. |
| 0:33.2 | He will be announcing his withdrawal from the consideration for the Pop-Tard Awards. |
| 0:36.9 | I'm her husband Daniels and hop on board the love bus sail say ailer on the U.S. friend and the woman who did not get that last joke. |
| 0:42.7 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:43.9 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:51.4 | Allison, Allison, Allison, we've heard the good time's never in. Allison, Alice is your new best friend. |
| 1:07.8 | Hello, my little military MRE bars. |
| 1:10.7 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Hello, my little military MRE bars. Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 1:14.2 | That particular carbohydrate, the MRE stands for meal ready to eat, was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:21.5 | Patreon by Alyssa Van Dyke. |
| 1:23.8 | And now, my suspicion is an MRE bar is very heavy on the protein however i'm sure it does |
| 1:29.3 | have some carbs as well so i will allow it yes i am on patreon all sorts of fun stuff over there |
| 1:35.3 | you can get episodes of the friend zone that is my patreon only podcast you can submit carbohydrates |
| 1:40.8 | there's a level where you can text me and i'll text you back. And I do a daily text update. And it is juicy. Also, I am on substack. |
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