Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Micro Penguins)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
I've rewarded myself with new fish and a shrimp, much like someone would buy a lottery ticket, and Daniel has an idea for micro penguins. Daniel recounts the culinary horrors he experienced in China and a listener calls in to explain the mammogram AI upcharge. We discuss Stassi's fall from grace and I challenge Daniel to be my stylist.
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| 0:00.0 | Alison, Rosen, Alison, Alison's your new best friend. |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end. |
| 0:11.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to get some dance again. |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.9 | Hey, everyone, hi, hello. |
| 0:24.6 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.2 | It is Friday evening, woo-hoo, and I'm in the pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:35.7 | Hello. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh, a new one. |
| 0:41.7 | You just... |
| 0:42.1 | Well, that's because you were just staring at me. |
| 0:43.7 | You just introduced your signature hello. |
| 0:47.7 | It's the same one. |
| 0:48.7 | It's just... |
| 0:49.2 | And you're already changing it. |
| 0:50.5 | I feel like this is... |
| 0:51.1 | It's going to create marketplace confusion. |
| 0:53.4 | Honey, come on. |
| 0:59.2 | What? You're media savvy. You can have the same one. It's just like there's a long version and a short version. Oh. Come on. So let's hear the short one. Hello. And the long one. |
| 1:06.1 | Hello. I hate this. And what are the circumstances where the long one is used? |
| 1:12.7 | When I feel like it. |
| 1:14.4 | Okay. |
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