Daniel and Alison (Purgatorius and Alison's Gigantic Letter!)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
How is it I've never told the story of my giant letter from high school? Truly a seminal event. Also did you know we're descended from a rodent-looking thing? Plus we discuss Wally George and Rebecca DeMornay, an horrendous parenting mistake I've made, a fish update, Daniel needing a little Christmas and more.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:03.4 | Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.4 | Allison, Allison, |
| 0:09.1 | with perfect good times never end. |
| 0:12.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, in a way to get some pants again. |
| 0:17.7 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.5 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:23.6 | Hi, hello. |
| 0:24.3 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.5 | I am sitting here in Pod Cabin on a toasty Friday evening in Burbank in December. |
| 0:37.1 | And I can't remember if it's typically this warm in December. |
| 0:40.7 | I don't think so. |
| 0:41.9 | I think this is fucked up. |
| 0:44.1 | But anyway, I'm sitting here in Pod Cabin, which is chilly because of the AC, |
| 0:48.3 | with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants, the people's husband. |
| 0:52.8 | Hello. |
| 0:53.4 | Hi. |
| 0:58.2 | Oh, my God. No, don't. Oh my God. That's different. |
| 1:05.4 | Daniel, you recently announced that you had, you like branded. You made your whole personality, |
| 1:10.7 | your way of saying hello, and you're already changing it. I don't discuss my art. That's fair. Is this like that episode of Charles |
| 1:12.5 | in charge where he fell and hit his head and became Chaz? And then, and I don't think this is real. |
| 1:18.7 | I think this only exists in sitcoms. Like the only way for him to turn back into Charles was to hit |
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